Showing posts with label are you kidding me?. Show all posts
Showing posts with label are you kidding me?. Show all posts

Friday, November 21, 2008

Serious case of BCRS...

Somewhere the Evil Genius is smiling

It's unfortunate that no matter what gameplan a team comes up with to win a game a crew of bonehead officials can screw it all up. Whether through incompetence or an inability to resist the urge to make themselves bigger than the game and more important that the players, coaches and ticket-buying fans, the result is the same: tainting of the game.

I'm still sickened by what happened in our game with Kings Mountain on Saturday night. For the record, not only did Hickory have two first-half touchdowns called back on bad calls but the idiots in striped shirts also incorrectly flagged the Hickory defense for pass interference in the end zone on a 4th-down play that should have turned the ball back over to the Red Tornadoes but instead gave Kings Mountain a first down. The Mounties then scored their second touchdown of the game to push their fourth-quarter lead to 17-7.

Here are the three key incidents that helped change the momentum of the game:
  1. In the second quarter Hickory began a drive on its own three that burned nearly five minutes off the clock. That's exactly the kind of drive that the Red Tornadoes needed in order to keep Kings Mountain's explosive offense on the sideline and bring the action to KM's end of the field. But the drive stalled on the Mountaineer 31. Facing a 4th-and-4 situation, Kevin Shelton completed a nice pass to Trevin Parks who raced into the end zone for an apparent touchdown. It was a gutsy call and a perfectly-executed pass play. That is until the side judge on Kings Mountain's side decided that somebody must be guilty of holding. Hickory had no choice but to punt.


  2. After the Red Tornado defense hung tough on Kings Mountain's next possession the offense went back to work. Hickory drove into Mountaineer territory again and appeared to score when Trevin Parks took a reverse and then lofted a pass to Shelton on the sideline. Kevin not only made the catch but then got himself into the end zone for a 38-yard touchdown. A perfectly executed trick play that should have given Hickory a much-needed early lead. But the side judge on Hickory's side, a genuine hanky-tossing douchebag, threw a flag. Although he wasn't even in position to make the call he decided to flag Hickory for a phantom block in the back. It simply didn't happen.

    And here's the real human cost of such a boneheaded call by the official. Not only did it cost Hickory a touchdown but it also ruined a special moment for Kevin Shelton. It's not often that a quarterback gets to be on the receiving end of a pass, not to mention a touchdown pass. As I said, the play was perfectly executed by all 11 Red Tornadoes on the field, especially Trevin Parks and Kevin Shelton. They deserved to have that touchdown. There simply was no foul. But for all time, thanks to the jackass in stripes, the play will only live on in our collective memories (and the game film, of course). That's not much of a consolation prize after the play of a kid's career in his final high school game was stolen by some worthless stooge afflicted with acute BCRS!

    The Hickory fans who actually made the trip exploded in rage. People - even women - came out of the stands and down to the fence to yell at the knucklehead who threw the flag. I myself was threatened by him with ejection from the stadium because of a comment I made. Go figure!

    To complete the farce, Hickory maintained the drive and got into the red zone. A hard hit by a Mountaineer linebacker forced a fumble inside the five that was recovered by the players in black and gold. Give a team enough mulligans and they will find a way to take advantage sooner or later.


  3. The final injustice occurred in the final period when Hickory was trailing 10-7. When you consider that Kings Mountain was the champion of the Southwestern Conference and the #2 seed in the bracket while Hickory finished fourth in the CVAC and was a lowly #15 seed playing on the road, a three-point deficit was very impressive and still manageable.

    After Kings Mountain had finally broken the scoreless tie late in the third period with a 29-yard field goal the Red Tornadoes quickly answered with a 64-yard scoring drive of their own. T.J. Wimbush led the way, picking up 41 yards. He capped it with a 13-yard touchdown run. Patrick Smith's PAT cut the Mountaineer lead to 10-7.

    On the ensuing kickoff the Mountaineers returned the ball to midfield. Despite the good field position the Tornadoes battled them, giving ground reluctantly. It came down to a 4th-down play, a pass to end zone. Not only was the ball not catchable but the receiver managed to fall down. The linebacker who was in coverage was watching the ball and not interfering with the receiver. Nevertheless, out came the flag. Instead of Hickory taking over at the 13 the Mounties were given an automatic 1st-and-goal. They scored on the next play. The extra point boosted the Mountaineer lead to 17-7.
Facing a 10-point deficit in the final quarter with time running out, the Red Tornadoes had no choice but to start gambling with the pass. Sure enough, on Hickory's next possession Kevin Shelton was intercepted by Zach Hopper. The Mountie linebacker then zoomed into the end zone to provide his team with an insurance touchdown that sealed the fate of Hickory's upset bid.

Earlier tonight I listened to the game between Shelby and Bandys. Bandys, a team from Catawba County, the underdog, playing down in Cleveland County. The Trojans pulled off an upset victory in overtime. I couldn't help but think that it could have been Hickory last week with the big upset down in Kings Mountain.

Of course, we'll never know for sure what would have happened if Hickory's two touchdowns hadn't been nullified and Kings Mountain's second touchdown hadn't been facilitated by a bad call. Maybe the Mountaineers would have found a way to win anyway. They were, afterall, the heavy favorites.

But you have to think that being down 14-0 at halftime would have had an effect on the Mountaineers. It's true, Kings Mountain did make adjustments in the second half that helped their offense. Yes, Hickory's kickoff and punt coverage units gave up too many yards to the Mountaineers that allowed Kings Mountain to have a short field. But all of that should have been in an effort to simply catch up - not forge ahead. If Hickory is winning 21-17 late in the game then maybe it's the Mountaineers having to gamble with the passing attack. Maybe Hickory intercepts and returns it for a game-clinching touchdown. We simply will never know. That's the sickness of it. That's the fault of the so-called referees. That's the real cost of Burke County Referee Syndrome.

Look at the assholes run!

Friday, October 24, 2008

Here comes the BOOM!

Check out the nuclear block that takes out two defenders. This is high school football, brothers and sisters!



How awesome is that?

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Pick 'em Week 9 recap

I had to wait till now to post the recap because the Bunker Hill Bears and Maiden Blue Devils didn't have the stones to play in the rain on Friday night. So, those two juggernauts teed it up last night. Even though the Blue Devils are way down this season there are some things that never change. Maiden spanked Bunker Hill and in the process capped a perfect week of picking for yours truly. Ahhhhhhh, 8-0, how sweet it is!

I had to laugh yesterday when I got a voicemail message from my old friend, Bias the Clown. He wanted me to call him back so that he could ask my advice on how to pick the winners. Seems his colleagues have been giving him a hard time about his sorry record this year. They even have a tee-shirt printed up. Oh my! Things are getting wild over at the Clown Motel. Bias said he wanted to pay 'em back.

Well, let me tell you something my clownish friend. Sorry, pal. I simply won't get involved in all the he-said, clown-said nonsense. Bias the Clown, if you can't hang with the big dogs in the yard, you better go back to sleep under the porch. Come up with your own ammo, if you can. If your picks stink, do your homework. Or maybe just get out of bed and do something. Do your job and don't worry about what the rest of us are doing.

Aww, now! Don't hate, appreciate!

Friday, October 10, 2008

Perplexing? Hmmm...

One of the "professional experts" in town has hauled himself out of bed just long enough to ponder the future of Hickory High football as the Red Tornadoes head into the new Northwestern 4A/3A Conference next season. He's also concerned that the Red Tornadoes may finish the season below .500 for the first time since 1994. He's also concerned that some fans are pointing fingers unfairly at the coaching staff. He says he is perplexed. He thinks it's a mystery. He apparently is worried on our behalf about all the bad things that could happen to Hickory next year in the new conference with all those big, bad 4A schools like *cough* ...Alexander Central and South Caldwell and Watauga.

I suspect that he has been sleepy, confused and, well, inadequate all his life. There's nothing that we Tornado fans can do to remedy that. But perhaps I can put his fears to rest by reminding him of a few realities.

Here is Hickory's record against each of the members of the new Northwestern Conference. If past if prologue then the facts seem to indicate that Hickory will be just fine in the new league. It does make ya wonder why it's so hard for the "professional expert" to understand this. Bless his heart. Him can't help himself...

HICKORY VERSUS:

Alexander Central... Red Tornadoes lead the series, 17-5. Hickory has beaten the Cougars 11 times in the past 12 meetings. Hickory has also won the past three contests. Back in the old days when it was Taylorsville High, Hickory led that series with the Bears, 14-1.

South Caldwell... Red Tornadoes lead this series, 24-4. Hickory has won the last 10 meetings and 24 of the last 26. Hickory was 13-1 against South Caldwell's predecessor, Hudson High. For the record, South Caldwell dropped Hickory from its schedule following the 2004 season. Hmmm...

Watauga... Red Tornadoes lead the series, 12-1. Watauga won the first meeting between the two schools in 1965. Hickory won 12 straight after that, including all eight games when both schools were in the Northwestern 4A Conference during the late 1980s and early 1990s.

Hibriten... Red Tornadoes lead this series, 7-0. Nuff said.

Fred T. Foard... Red Tornadoes lead the series, 15-3. The way this rivalry works is that every once in a while the Tigers will get a win over Hickory during a season when Foard is pretty good and Hickory is down a little bit. But just as the Tiger faithful start to believe that they've "turned the corner" against Hickory the Red Tornadoes bust off 6 or 7 wins in a row. That's the cold, hard reality of it, Bias!

St. Stephens... Red Tornadoes lead the series, 20-2. Kinda like the rivalry with Fred T. Foard, except bigger and more embarrassing for the Indians. The Indians got all excited in 1993 when they got their first win against the Mighty Ones from Viewmont. They thought maybe they had turned the tide. They didn't realize that it would take them 15 years to get the second win. The Indian players from '93 will be watching their grandsons play the next time Hickory loses to St. Stephens.

Friday, September 26, 2008

Bad timing...

Talk about pain at the pump!



But there is plenty of rain...